I woke up at 5:56 a.m. and tried waking up my partner in crime, but couldn’t succeed. So I snuck inside and did the first on the list. Tape the spray nozzle to the sink down. Classic, yet effective. Then I tried to accomplish more, but had no idea where their stuff was. So I went back out to the tent and sat up, staring at the hump of blankets that held Delaney. As soon as she woke up, I rushed her inside. We hurried around and the next we did was to put salt in the sugar bowl. Next we unscrewed the salt shaker top. We super glued coins to the driveway, and waited until everyone got up.

Danny got sprayed, and laughed it off. Then he went to get a drink, came back, and got sprayed again! So did Melissa. Then we took off the tape. The salt cap was uneffective. Danny saw it and screwed it back on. But, when they all went to get their coffee, they were greeted by an over whelming salty suprise. That one got us in some trouble. They had to dump out all of their sugar!

In the end we all laughed it off. I’d like to thank all of the victims for being good sports about it all, and Danny, for letting us stay at his house to watch the game.